Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Most effort they've pulled out of Pete Davidson since he became a purse for sad celebrities.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Would not have watched without my "free ticket." Relieved to know there truly are no BAD Captain America films per se, but it's still lacking.

Popular reviews

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  Violet Evergarden: Eternity and the Auto Memory Doll 2019

  ★★★★ Added

  Violet wears an all-white pantsuit that screams "this one's for the gays."

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ½ Added

  No exaggerations or clever quips here, this movie is legitimately unethical brand-recognition Hollywood. Nothing happens. Any action and interaction is preceded by a contrivance to force it into action, and as a result we feel NOTHING.

  Normally watching movies on a packed opening weekend kills my optimism for cinema, witnessing first hand what cheap, empty thrills a general audience will embrace...

  Not a goshdamn peep for this one. Everyone was BORED.

  This will still make it's money and the suits won't learn their lesson, but for once, the audiences might. Audiences are growing inescapably TIRED of this.