Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Girl on the Third Floor 2019

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  that’s a lot of cum for one house

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  denzel washington putting his entire pussy into his role and paul mescal sweaty in a mini skirt is all i’ve ever wanted from this movie

Popular reviews

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  What We Do in the Shadows: Interviews with Some Vampires 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Apr 2022

  there’s just so much gender stored in these vampires

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2022

  i already know the filthiest toilet in scotland will haunt me for a good while