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Mickey 17 2025
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wanted to punch my screen every time they were mean to the creepers
mickey 17 is a scathing commentary on oligarchies and the human cost they expend, though I wouldn't expect anything less from bong joon ho. it's a very poignant film that - at least I think - came out at the perfect time.
robert pattinson truly has the range, I'm convinced there's no character-type he couldn't pull of atp. I know some people said mark ruffalo was doing…
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The Electric State 2025
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oh god he's got a barbecue!
the electric state is a movie that's ultimately just okay. the actors all give decent performances and the plot is kinda interesting! but the message against corporate greed gets a little muddled when mr. peanut is a major character. and that's not even mentioning the fact that it's a complete bastardization of the source material.
anyways shoutout gay chris pratt who's gay for his robot companion, I didn't see that coming
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Heretic 2024
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craziest jar jar binks shoutout I have ever witnessed actually. (if anyone from the star wars franchise would be worshiped i'd argue in favor of the twins. maybe anakin, but I think the killing of younglings might dissuade some folks. idk why I'm putting this much thought into a throwaway line. anyways-)
heretic wasn't one I was super excited for, so I'm surprised with how much I enjoyed it. sophie thatcher is always a delight, and chloe east shined in…
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