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  Troop Zero 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  i brought you some avocados, it’s the lord’s way of saying ✨mayonnaise✨

  that’s anne-claire, she LOVES her jesus, she ain’t got but one eye

  can’t wait to see what you girls are made of.
  🙋‍♀️ we’re made of organs and tissues

  do not use the woods, i repeat, do not use the woods

  well you ain’t got not talent, you snake from hell!

  i hope you got Gladys Knight, Aretha Franklin and Freddie Mercury 
  
  every time i hear david bowie or aretha franklin i will ALWAYS think of this movie.

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  Pitch Perfect 2 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  “why are you listening to christmas music by snoop dogg”- my dad 

  seeing charles boyle sing “shake your booty” by KC & the sunshine band while shaking his booty is always a shock

  but what if college isn’t like pitch perfect? what do i do then? because if college isn’t like pitch perfect, I DONT WANT IT. 

  HA, your sweat smells like cinnamon. DAMN IT.  

  flashlight will never fail to make me tear up.

  EDIT: if this whole review doesn’t make sense, my bad cuz i was NOT with it i watched most of it in a the ER while barely being able to function 

Popular reviews

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025 1

  amy is so american girl doll traveling and painting around europe

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  50 First Dates 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025 1

  i want to golf on a beach with drew barrymore correction: i would dream about it

  sean austin bring a little bodybuilder is the funniest part of this movie for me

  i can’t even say i’m surprised that i just watched rob schnider stick a cigarette in his butt crack. 

  sigh i love amy hill

  THE COMMITMENT??? HELLO??

  AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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