Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I just didn’t believe any of them…

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  Picture This 2025

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  1 star for the 1 minute of screen time HFT had

Popular reviews

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  The Garfield Movie 2024

  ★½ Watched 17 Sep 2024

  the best part about this movie is that it was the background noise to me beating my 2048 high score

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  Coyote Ugly 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  The Rotten Tomatoes critics got this one severely wrong I’m afraid. Incredible soundtrack. Adam Garcia. Peak 2000s fashion.

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