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Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019
Yearning for your lost love in the middle of the opera is peak romance
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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016
🥺Every single character dies. Do not get attached 🥺
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023
I went to see Patrick Wilson’s abs on the big screen and it delivered
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The Square 2017
A pretentious piece of art about people being pretentious about art that just by talking about it make you pretentious about art. Ok?
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