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Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The Safdie Brothers should’ve made this, that way instead of being worse it could’ve been better

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  Heathers 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025 1

  Jason Dean is the most insufferable character in the history of fiction oml. Like if “scratch that reverse it” and “do I really look like a guy with a plan” made an unholy love baby while “um actually” was sitting in the cuck chair.

Popular reviews

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  A Cowboy Christmas Romance 2023

  ★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  Somebody really made this

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 11 Dec 2023 1

  This movie depicts a man having sex with the ground at a grave, and yet it’s greatest crime manages to be how much of a boring slogfest full of tired tropes and “shock” it is for most of its 2 hour runtime. Forced attempts at matching the opulence of Ancient Greek and Shakespearean stories fall quite flat. And it has the script of a vampire diaries episode. Go watch white lotus season 2 instead. 2 stars for Barry Keoghan bein a lil cutie patootie with a silly lil accent.

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