Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  We Need to Talk About Kevin 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I kinda want a hysterectomy now.

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I have never seen anything so laughably atrocious. Everything about this movie is just cheap. I'll never understand the hype or the nominations.

Popular reviews

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  Lamb 2021

  ½ Watched 17 May 2023

  I want those 106 minutes of my life back.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  I really don't understand what everyone sees in that movie. I feel like I've been robbed of one hour and forty minutes of my precious lifetime. I got lured in by the admittedly interesting marketing campaign around it and left annoyed as hell.