Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Feb 2024

  I'm a real whore for the planet of the apes

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  For a movie that’s so short there’s a lot of scenes of people walking around in silence

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Technically it’s not gay, it’s just masterbation

Popular reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025 1

  Buzz Lightyear realising he’s a toy

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2024

  Justice for Ant-Man in British Home Alone