Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Dude hangs dong

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  Léa Seydoux is the thinking man's Sydney Sweeney

Popular reviews

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  Last Night in Soho 2021

  ½ Watched 30 Oct 2021

  Edgar Wright is a dog shit merchant

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  Drive My Car 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  If the cinema that you are about to watch a film in is not very busy please, regardless of the seat that you have been allocated, choose a spot that puts some distance between your fellow cinema-goers and yourself rather than sitting right next to me, especially if the film that you're about to watch is 3 hours long and you're a middle aged man who stinks of turnips, eats popcorn like a demented hog at a trough and pants like a backwards spaniel 

  4.5/5

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