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I work in a movie theatre so I have objectively better opinions, sluts.

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Baby Driver
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Scream

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  • Whiplash

    ★★★★★

  • Buffalo '66

    ★½

  • La La Land

    ★★★★★

  • Woman of the Hour

    ★★★½

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    I don’t know what took me so fucking long to watch this but I can’t stop crying what the fuck is wrong with me I’m so emotionally distressed right now I can’t breathe.

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

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  • Woman of the Hour

    Woman of the Hour

    ★★★½

    Movie scared me so bad I cancelled a tinder hookup

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Need JK Simmons to yell at me NOW‼️‼️‼️

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  • Buffalo '66

    Buffalo '66

    ★½

    the only notable thing was Christina Ricci’s blue eyeshadow

  • The Garfield Movie

    The Garfield Movie

    ½

    Why did the cows fuck?!