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  The Piano 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025 1

  I hate soggy straight people. Like stop fucking and making sloppy sounds. 🤮 #stopthestraights ALSO JUSTICE FOR THE PIANO, STOP FUCKING THAT THANG!

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  Blue 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  Never once in my life did I think I would be crying at a blue screen. I am so glad I did though. The film was genuinely so intriguing despite the lack of visual interest. Sorry to anyone who heard me sobbing in the room.

Popular reviews

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  Triumph of the Will 1935

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  FUCKKKKKK! i would rather be fucked in the ass by an old hairy dude, using gorilla glue as lube than watch this shit again. if anyone makes me watch this again, just fucking euthanize me. If Hitler is that full of himself, he should just beat off into a tissue.

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  Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 1975

  ★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025 1

  Thanks to this movie. I am going to start killing one man a day with scissors. ✂️

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