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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  choosing to believe that the printer jammed every time it made a new Mickey bc his dong was tooooo biiiggg for the machine’s capacity

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  done dirty again by Perkins

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★½ Watched 27 Aug 2024

  That breakfast was the biggest crime committed in this movie, maybe in cinematic history

  
  Movie was gorgeously shot and acted with some fun laughs, but overall it felt as if it were written by an incel with a clinical Madonna-whore complex, and whose working understanding of consent is as a suggestion that even women don’t really believe in or want

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  Black Christmas 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024 1

  i have to ask an incredibly brave question: do u think zac efron showed a picture of john saxon in that little pea coat and trilby to his jaw surgeon

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