Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  I could feel my blood pressure rise every time that little boy started to sing

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  This just cracked open a new window on the side of my head and let in a cool breeze.

  I’ll write more about this in the morning. Too much lust to process before sleeping.

Popular reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2022 1

  I hope that someone caves in that dog’s head like a tin can and turns its body into a red stain on the ground where that wretched little beast once stood

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  This may be the highest budget interpretation of Freddy Got Fingered that the world will ever see