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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  It was a spectacle to look at, but at the same time wasn't actually all that enthralling. The pacing was all a bit disorienting, I have no idea how long a period the film was set over. Could be a month?... 2 years?... I really have no idea.

  Definitely preferred the first one. But riding the worm was pretty sick, and I want a drinky drink of that blue stuff 😋

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★ Watched 30 Mar 2024

  A film about a bunch of wankers being wankers

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  A classic... Made me wanna wrap myself with toilet paper and pretend to be a mummy when I was a lil boy.

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2024

  She very 80's.

  Some of the most genuinely repulsive horror of this 80's classic is the unironic use of 'come to daddy'. It happens more than once. Scary stuff.

  Genuinely great body horror, I loved this shit. Such a weird ad for S&M. If you like Evil Dead, or Dark City, you'll love this... Probably... Maybe.

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