Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Fly Me to the Moon 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  scarlett johansson sold me fentanyl once

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2023

  walter white (W.W.) and willy wonka (W.W.) woulda cooked up some dope shit

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  dennis quaid jumpscare

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  jack quaid plays… jack quaid… for the 19th time lol. at least he gets beat the fuck up this time!!

  jk jacky boy, love ya

Popular reviews

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  The Boys in the Boat 2023

  ★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2023

  A nostalgic score, timelessly crafted set design, and every. single. predictable. story. beat. you. could. imagine. lol.

  the perfect recipe for a vanilla ass movie. and by vanilla i also mean the white ass cast lol

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2023

  Great film but kinda weird choice by Marty to score all 3.5 hours with Taylor Swift’s entire discography