Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1966

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  owoowowowowooooooo bah bah bah

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  Lawrence of Arabia 1962

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Bro conquered Arabia and left a trail of glitter

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Nov 2024 2

  Ridley Scott is like the unfinished horse meme if the horse also had cerebral palsy or CTE or some bullshit. Bro is aura depleting. Bro is the KlonoGladiator. Freddie, Fred, Fredward, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Diddy, Eazy E, Mr. Rager and Denzel Washington were great in this. Thot Daughter>Gay Son. Big Justice and The Rizzler would’ve been my personal choices for the leprechaun and twinkledick brothers. I wonder what city this was filmed in? Cleveland, maybe? I FUCKING LOVE TRUMP.

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Jul 2024 2

  the midsriders 
  bet tarnowski didn’t notice they were drinking schlitz because he was too busy texting

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