Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  yeah it's one the best movies ever made

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  Martyrs 2008

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  just cause it's french doesn't mean it's good. torture porn is torture porn.

  but maybe it's good idk i wasn't actually paying attention alyssia had it on when i came downstairs and i didn't really watch but what i saw wasn't great

Popular reviews

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  Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 2022

  ★★ Watched 14 Jul 2022 1

  bill burr is a funny guy and he can be hilarious at times

  but i'm also tired of the whole BoTH sIdEs bullshit and all the extremely old tired anti-SJW jokes that you saw on Twitter 5 years

  still some really funny bits

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  idk what's scarier that damn monkey or ~evil theo james~

  this one's so fun. why wasn't anyone in the theater laughing this is so funny ???? maybe a little inconsistent in tone at times and part of me wishes there were even more fun kills. like go full final destination with it. but its one of those movies that's so fun that i can overlook its little faults like idc i had a good time. extra half star bc i always enjoy movies more in the theater and bc of how much alyssia loved it.