Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
How far can you stray from the tropes of a vampire and it still be a vampire? Big fangs? No. Big mustache, yes. Cape? No. Big Russian hat? Yes. Biting the neck? No. Slurping down on the chest cavity, yes. De-aging and becoming a fine looking gentleman in London (see Gary Oldman), no. Looking like a corpse with chicken legs, yes.
Maybe I didn't like this as much as I should have, I watched Coppola's Dracula film a view months…
"I was the only guy who took off his skate and tried to stab somebody"
"You want breakfast!?"
"They wouldn't let me play on the pro tour anymore. I'm sorry cos you're black? Hell no, damm alligator bit my hand off!"
"That's your home, are you too good for your home? Answer me! Kiss my white ass ball!"
"Could I trouble you for a warm glass of milk it helps put me to sleep. You could trouble me for a…