This must have lost soooo much money but worth it. Def the most historically accurate battle ever on screen I was geeking out, plus crazy set pieces from actual archaeology. 

Hilariously dozens of Greek lawyers sued for showing him as bi and it alienated American audiences. Pick up a book, the ancients were all gay as fuck and so was he.

Extra star for Rosario Dawson and Christopher Plummer for totally different reasons.

Worse than I remember, amazing cast but some trash performances. Fights are cool and Brad Pitt gives some good gymspo, had to do some pushups halfway through.

“Thank you for the gold kind stranger!” epic reddit humor. 

The only possibly funny part was referencing mad max+furiosa as a bit, painfully reminding me I can’t sneak out this theatre and rewatch that.

Deniro has some god tier flow in this.

People shitting on this are taking it way too seriously.