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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Simultaneously the worst movie I’ve ever seen as far as cliches, repeated catch phrases and eye rolling macho bullshit… completely redeemed by the insane cinematography, action sequences and stunt work.
Race y’all to the Navy recruitment office!
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The Batman 2022
Just let me love it for as long as possible before I think about it too hard and decide it’s a total piece of shit.
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
Oh cool, you used Post Malone for your title track and featured a sarcastic Jake Johnson as a wisecracking, bumbling Spider-Man to really cover the Deadpool spread on your box office odds. Am I seriously the only one who feels like superhero fandom should be capped around the same age as when you’re no longer allowed in the McDonald’s ball pit?
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Blindspotting 2018
Social commentary done without the eye-rolling cliches. Nicely done.
Also, should I get grills?
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