Favorite films

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Anora is CINEMA. Vanya is a piece of shit. Team Igor, he’s hilarious in a silent stoic way and the definition of a gentleman. Watching Ani get her hopes up, make it to cloud nine, feel like she finally made it to a life of luxury and love, and then be cruelly dropped back to Earth is HARD. Highly recommend to every living being.

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Masterpiece. Music was incredible. Moana and Maui are still a goat duo. Bacon and eggs are hilarious sidekicks. “Lil Sis! Big sis!”

Popular reviews

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  Mulan 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2020

  Absolutely slapped the fucking bag. I wanna go outside and kick arrows. Mulan is the goat. Ready for the sequel.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Tim Burton you dirty dog you did it again, and this time better than the first. More Michael Keaton was in fact better. Jenna Ortega is incredible in everything that she does. Very funny, very whacky, and Bob is the best. May he rest in peace.

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