Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  CAUSE IM FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP!!!! (actual line in the movie) 

  lowkey if you put two pieces of cardboard in front of a camera and smacked them against each other repeatedly. nice lighting in that one office scene though.

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  Murder, My Sweet 1944

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  confusing snoozefest (i only slept 4 hours tonight)

Popular reviews

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  Cléo from 5 to 7 1962

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  every french person can actually swallow four live frogs and regurgitate them

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  xoxo gossip conclave