Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2023

  josh hutcherson being in this just feels right. i don’t want to elaborate

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  rip maddy you would’ve loved writing slash fiction online

Popular reviews

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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025 1

  a much-needed cautionary tale to really really good looking people everywhere: you too can die in a freak gasoline fight accident

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025 1

  the casting… ROBERT PATTINSON TONI COLETTE NAOMI ACKIE BITCHHHHHHHHHH