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  Kinda Pregnant 2025

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  It’s probably been said plenty of times before, but Amy Schumer really is just a female Dane Cook.

  1. Both have a reputation of being unfunny
  2. Both have been accused of stealing jokes by their peers
  3. Both experienced a sudden, baffling rise to fame
  4. Both have a filmography made up of mostly lowbrow films you’d typically find 50% off in a DVD bargain bin
  5. Once their popularity began to wane, both were forever banished to the KHIA asylum of comedy

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  FRED: The Movie 2010

  ★½ Added

  Freddy Got Fingered for zoomers.

  Is this film almost universally hated? Yes. Was this film responsible for killing Pixie Lott’s acting career before it even really began? Probably (but let’s not pretend as if she had much potential in the first place). Was this film a sign that Hollywood needed to refrain from producing films based on Youtube stars? BIG. FAT. FUCKING. YES.

  However… in spite of all that, I can’t quite bring myself to hate this film in the…

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  Can of Worms 1999

  ★★½ Rewatched 24 Nov 2023

  Me & my friends would’ve killed the Can of Worms aliens with hammers; I can tell you that much.

  All jokes aside, this film might contain what I’d describe as one of the most revolting scenes in cinema history. Watching that one infamous scene of the Bom eating Mike’s lunch brought me a visceral wave of disgust I hadn’t felt since watching 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time many moons ago. Even watching that green, mushy-mouthed hellspawn speak is…

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