Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  it's too late .. i've already depicted you as a buffoonsish immature dog and myself as the calm collected unbothered capybara

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  had some laughs but ultimately very annoyed at common sci fi tropes and very surface level critiques of america. made me feel like i was watching snl during the first trump administration at times. i hate america and right wing tech lords too, but that preconceived notion alone doesn't make it an interesting film to me.

  aside from robert pattinsons great performance, it's all a little unmemorable. but still a fun theatre experience, so i guess that helps

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ★★★ Watched 18 May 2022

  tfw no hologram gf

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  The Girl Next Door 2004

  ★ Watched 14 May 2022

  this movie is the reason why paul dano gets beat up by his co stars all the time