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The Royal Tenenbaums 2001
absolutely jacked up on mescaline, flirting with the cop coming to arrest me for crashing my car into a building (as one does)
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Pulp Fiction 1994
never clocked that foot massage conversation before. well played, quentin.
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The Stepford Wives 2004
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
in this world i would’ve lost my wife remote by day three and she’d be spinning in a corner like a stuck roomba
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