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  King Kong 2005

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  "On average, an erect gorilla penis is around 1.1 inches long, making it the smallest phallus among the great apes."
  "Kong's given height is 25 feet, making Kong an easy 5 times taller than regular gorrillas"
  DO NOT BE FOOLED
  5×1.1=5.5 inches
  King Kong does not rock a massive wang.

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  Tarzan 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Monke see monke screw

  This film gave plenty of yerk-able opportunities, and x3 times more to those confident enough.

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  Mary Poppins 1964

  ★★★★ Added 1

  Made me supercalifragilisticexpialidocious all over my couch

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