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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  shit. that sucks

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  "She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire, I still won't die happy."

Popular reviews

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★★ Added

  absolute banger of a film.

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  The Great Mouse Detective 1986

  ★★★★★ Added

  this is just straight up my childhood

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