Tallulah Jane

Tallulah Jane

professional hater & chronic re-watcher

Favorite films

  • Cabaret
  • Clash of the Titans
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Spirited Away

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  • La Chimera

    ★★★★½

  • Freaky Friday

    ★★★★

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★★

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  • La Chimera

    La Chimera

    ★★★★½

    Amazing on re-watch!!!!!

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    ★★★★

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!! I remember thinking Lindsay Lohan was so cool when I was a kid and 15 years later my opinion has not changed. Other than the racism sprinkled in this movie holds up :p god 2003 was another world im drunk and feeling nostalgic

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ½

    I wish I could have my brain replaced with the brain of someone who never saw this movie!!!!

    I thought the beginning was actually pretty good but the moment Bella stuck a fucking APPLE in her VAGINA I knew it was 1. written by a dumbass man 2. going to be a disgusting display of pseudo-feminist bullshit.

    It makes me fucking sick that the grooming, kidnapping, rape, and continual systematic sexual exploitation of an autistic-coded woman with (literally) the cognitive…

  • Election

    Election

    ½

    idgaf if it’s supposed to be satire or a critique of pathetic middle-aged men. It’s a bad movie. No I don’t think watching a young ambitious girl be hated by random loser men & then groomed (and subsequently raped) makes for good comedy. Satire is meant to be an exaggeration but the way people treat Reese Witherspoon’s character is identical to how loser men have been conditioned to hate successful women (and see women as porn categories/conquests). I’m sick of people justifying misogynistic, pedophilic slop (Lanthamos’ Poor Things!!!) as real art because it’s “satire.”

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