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Recent reviews

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  The Assessment 2024

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  this was so intense and dramatic. amazing performances. a very wild ride. 

  i also appreciated that this had a fresh take on Movies About Parenthood (at least from what i’ve seen). it makes you realize how wild raising kids is when the kid is a full grown adult

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  Ash 2025

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  this was not only bad but painfully boring. people walked out during the movie and it was only 95 minutes. by the time the infected people started showing up i didn’t even care.

  not even all the bisexual lighting could save this

Popular reviews

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  Hag in a Black Leather Jacket 1964

  Watched 07 Apr 2024

  with live commentary from john waters (and mink stole sitting right behind me in the audience!)

  john said this is the only time this has been screened aside from the premiere! and it was mink’s first time seeing it!

  attending this screening was truly a once in a lifetime opportunity. everyone in the film was one of john’s high school friends, and hearing him reminisce about everyone was such a treat. 

  one of the funniest things john said was “that guy was a ‘strag.’ strag - did i tell you about that? it’s a straight guy who fucks fag hags. they’re needed in our society!”

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  Novocaine 2025

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  jack quaid carried this movie so well

  the plot itself was nothing new but i thought this was a fun time! the mixture of comedy and gore was *chefs kiss*. the people in the theater couldn’t taaaaake the gore and i thought it was awesome.