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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  RECYCLED SPAM BABY

  
  THERES SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS MOVIE AND THE THEMES THEY EXPLORE AND JUST WOW THANK YOU BOON JONG-HO FOR THAT EXPERIENCE BECAUSE YOUR MIND BUT OKAY ONCE AGAIN WHEN I HAVE MORE BRAIN POWER GIVE MY FULL REVIEW BUT FOR NOW HUMANS CAN BE A PLAGUE AND THEN THEY CAN BE SAVIORS WHICH ONE WILL YOU PICK

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  Hot Rod 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I gotta come back and write more bc this has been one of my favorite movies since childhood and genuinely shaped me and my humor and it’s so slept on and goofy and stacked cast and

  
  COOL BEANSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZ

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