Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 1920

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  My monkey brain kept on reading it as Dr Calamari

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  The Apple 1980

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Crazy moose jaw representation.

Popular reviews

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  Happiest Season 2020

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2024

  "I have no secrets but I'm an ally!"
  Only three stars bc Aubrey Plaza and Kristen Stewart didn't make out >:(

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  Can't Buy Me Love 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  "17 years 10 months and 3 days... That's a long time to wait for some tit!"

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