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BRING BACK 90 MINUTE MOVIES please
Film Grad who is incapable of writing a serious review

Favorite films

  • Surf's Up
  • The Italian Job
  • Sexy Beast
  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • The Electric State

    ½

  • Sassy the Sasquatch

    ★★★★★

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    Stephen Graham on off menu and Stephen Graham in Adolescence both solidify him as (even more of) a national treasure.

    Stella performances all round. It would be so great without the 1 take but that takes it to such a higher level the rawness mmm

    P.s. Fuck Andrew Tate and all those scummy hate breeding cunts

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Only docking it half a star cos of the Spurs references 😡😡  apart from that I love I love I love

    I love that Mark Ruffalo is getting back to being able to show he’s a good actor and not just big green grrr man

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    I know this film has got a lot of (well deserved) love, but I really think people need to talk about the take that song. Do Americans not understand how iconic that is. 

    There was a group of pensioners in the pictures and they were loving it

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    Netflix making a film about how technology is draining life of it’s authenticity and human interaction is so fucking hilarious to me. The company which destroyed blockbusters (the purest form of film discovery as a child), the company which is destroying the cinema experience wants to talk about technology sucking the soul out of life. Fuck off. Waste of time waste of millions of $s waste of Ke Huy Quan