Honestly some bullshit. Dwarves looked like fuckin freaks. CGI animals in real world never hit. But wasn’t incredibly long though so could have been worse. And honestly had some good revolutionary rhetoric as well.
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Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League 2025
Why can’t big Hollywood marvel/dc movies be like this? A tight 89 min of fun and silliness. That’s all anyone wants from a superhero movie. Loved the yakuza downburst, loved Batman beating the whole justice league. Yeah they gotta nerf the fuck out of the JL cuz any one of them would smoke Batman if they used their powers wisely but we’ll save that for a different review.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
I can’t even with what a fucking piece of god damn shit this movie was. There wasn’t even a split second that I gave even a sliver of a 747 fuck about any of the characters or anything that was happening. It was a brutal experience to sit through. I watched it after chugging a bottle of miralax for my colonoscopy prep and I can confidently say shitting out my ass was much more enjoyable than this filth.
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The Marvels 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Look, I kinda like any super hero movie, but they’re def feeling extra stale these past few. This is fine. The singing was cute imo. Lots of chuckles with Kamala’s fam. But scenery, score and action are all pretty played out.
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