would’ve been 5 stars had they completed the r patz threesome
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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025
This film would have been 5 stars had Efa not given me the ick for Leo Woodall by him comparing to a furby
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We Live in Time 2024
idk kind of felt like a John Lewis advert for the yuppie wet dream. The birth scene was very funny and Andrew Garfield made a very sexy metrosexual man. Otherwise, meh.
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La Chimera 2023
Unwashed Josh O’Connor had moments of true brilliance but at other points left me cold. The moments of magical realism were a highlight, wished there were more of them.
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