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  Twilight 2008

  Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  I could not take this seriously i had to recite every funny line and that was half the movie

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025 1

  i think i wouldve liked this more if nosferatu was a hot lesbian vampire

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  The Runaways 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  Jesus Christ Kristen Stewart as joan jett is going to consume and rattle my brain for like the next 90 days THE SMOKE SCENE sedate me plea

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  Happiest Season 2020

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 Dec 2024

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  (FIRST 26 MINUTES)
  dead parents - 2
  orphan - 5
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