Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2023

  i forgot i had this account oops lol

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  Smile 2022

  ½ Watched 18 Oct 2022 1

  plot twist: the monster thing in this movie is actually a hero who targets the most insufferable fucking protagonists on planet earth

Popular reviews

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  Satan's Bed 1965

  Watched 26 Jun 2022 8

  nexpo is a dumbfuck who couldn’t even figure out that the corey feldman table girl was yoko ono

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★ Watched 01 Jan 2022 2

  thanks now i will forever associate water beds with this monstrosity instead of edward scissorhands 
  the 70mm is pretty though