10% movie, 90% snob. I really love thinking about, reading about, and—most importantly—watching movies.
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God's Own Country 2017
The gays will take YOUR land and use YOUR sheep's milk to make ARTISANAL cheeses. That is their AGENDA, and we should all be SCARED.
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Dating Amber 2020
"Amber! What's for lunch? Carpet?"
"NOT TODAY. YOUR MAM'S GETTING SHAMPOOED" (Dating Amber 2020)is the EXACT same energy as
"Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?"
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The Parenting 2025
Not really a horror or a comedy, but if Brandon Flynn wants to be parenting any time soon, me and my legs are open.
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Heretic 2024
Oscillates between wanting to be esoteric and holding your hand so you get it. At one point, a character makes a decision based on a poster of Dante’s Circles of Hell and decides that going back down is the only way to get out. Five minutes prior in the movie, it flashes back to previously unseen footage that berates you so you understand what most people have already pieced together. Just messy.
At the midpoint, the characters stop being themselves…
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Edge of Seventeen 1998
I like how Eric goes from worrying about the crease in his khakis to getting his ass eaten in a parked car on Main Street. That’s character development, baby.
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I'll Be Home for Christmas 1998
Everyone is horny in this family-friendly Christmas movie. Everyone. JTT? Horny. Annoying 7th Heaven boyfriend? Horny AND nude. Kenyan marathon-running Santa Clause? Extra horny.
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