Recent reviews

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  Deerskin 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2021

  Ever dreamed of murdering someone with a fan blade?

  Have a love of deerskin jackets?

  Enjoy meta films about film-making?

  Then deerskin is for you.

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2021

  Oh yeah!!

  I’m so EXCITED to write this review for quite frankly the best film I have ever seen. 

  Much like riding the Kwan, this movie is a total rollercoaster. There is never a quiet moment in the whole 85 minutes of wonderful chaos. 

  We truly didn’t deserve to see Alec Baldwin picking his bellybutton, or a random cameo from Paris Hilton, and Myers is a wonder to behold. 

  If you didn’t enjoy this cinematic masterpiece, you’re not just wrong, you’re stupid.

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