Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  After Hours 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  alexa play bullet with butterfly wings by the smashing pumpkins

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  perfection exists and it's luca guadanino

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  getting my period right before going into this lead to ... interesting new feelings
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  how can barry keoghan look so young and so old at the same time

  *as a side note, if this does not get nominated for AT LEAST a best cinematography award i will have a conniption fit. this was one of the most delicate and delicious looking films of 2023 i have had the pleasure of viewing. there is not a single visually disinteresting shot from start to finish. down to the fucking fonts.
  *update post Oscar noms IM FYCJING PISSED MATE !!

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  The Sasquatch Gang 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2024

  those are two zesty rednecks