Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2022 1

  Daniel Day-Lewis can slurp my milkshake any time he wants

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2022

  Are we all just lying to each other about this movie being good

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  Rewatched 19 Mar 2025 1

  If your man doesn’t have Calvin Klein Escape, a bed that’s a fuckin art piece, SHORTS IN EVERY COLOR, gold bullets, vampires, blue kool-aid, nun-chuks, blades, dark tanning oil, and Scarface on repeat, then what are you doing with him

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  The Doom Generation 1995

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  would be a 6.66 star movie if they’d let the boys kiss

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Dennis Hopper says some incredible things in this movie, highlights of which include: 

  baby wants to fuck! baby wants to fuck blue velvet

  let’s fuck!! ill fuck anything that moves!!!

  fuck you you fucking fuck 

  Heineken!!!!!!! fuck that shit! Pabst blue ribbon!!

  you know what a love letter is??? it’s a bullet straight from a fucking gun, fucker!!!! You receive a love letter from me, you’re fucked forever!!!! You understand, fuck???? I’ll send you straight to hell fucker!!!!!

  lets drink to fucking! yeah, say “here’s to your fuck, Frank!” !!!!

  suave 

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2024 1

  Visually stunning, perfectly edited, well directed + acted movie with themes (and an ending) I’m still mulling over. I feel lucky that a movie like this can still get made and that so many friends are lining up to see it. (@BADFILMCLUB BADDIES: pls contact me to discuss.) 

  Ok less sappy thoughts below: 

  —Act I > Act II 
  —Guy Pearce > Adrien Brody > Felicity Jones > everyone else in the cast > the worms that inhabit the earth > Joe Alwyn 
  —Calling for a moratorium…