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The Lion King II: Simba's Pride 1998
Watching this as background noise but it’s always in the foreground of my mind.
Wonderfully nostalgic. Soundtrack slaps. Enemies to lovers? This film invented that shit. As beautiful as when I was 6 and I watched it on VHS.
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Heathers 1989
Genie: You've got 3 wishes! Go ahead.
Me: Wow! Can you send me back to 1989?
Genie: Granted! Wish 2?
Me: Can you shrink me to miniscule size?
Genie: Of course. Wish 3?
Me: *locating Christian Slater and scaling him like a mountain* What?
Genie: Don't you want to use your 3rd wish?
Me: *crawling in to Christian's hair, tucking myself in, and inhaling deeply* Nah, this is all I needed.
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How I Won the UK Election 2025
My friend put this on and I didn’t expect that it would have me nearly falling out of my chair in laughter. But it did. 😁
A highlight was the return of Count Binface.
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