Favorite films

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  Prince of Darkness 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  “I’ve got a message for you and you’re not gonna like it” ATE DOWN!!!!
  If anything, this is a cautionary tale about:
  1) grad school
  2) squirting

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  The Lure 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  The Monday I Turned Polish ™️ 

  Like I wasn’t gonna love the Polish gothic synth-pop musical about mermaids????? Pleaaaaase!!! this was weird as hell & fucked HARD!

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  girl, whatever! 

  this was fun to watch in a packed theatre - I love camaraderie! Overall, a lot of half-assed ideas & honestly pretty tame (considering what they were trying to go for) but entertaining enough for my NYE hangover 🤠

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I liked it! but docking stars bc i just felt stressed about bills & finances the whole time

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