Lincoln Karle

Lincoln Karle

I love movies.

My ratings typically represent my enjoyment

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The King
  • Dune
  • Oppenheimer

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  • Star Wars

    ★★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • Gomorrah

    ★★★★

  • Timelapse of the Future: A Journey to the End of Time

    ★★★★★

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ★★★★★

    Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

    Voice: What happened?

    Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

    Voice: We're sending a squad up.

    Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

    Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?

    Uh...
    [Han shoots the intercom]
    Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★

    This really dumb movie doesn't deserve 3 stars but the CEO of Sex is in it and it makes it better

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★★

    Oh it's beautiful - Orson Krennic

    So so so so so many thoughts. My goodness. Lord Almighty. Jesus Christ.

    Let's fucking go dude.

    First off, I get the criticisms. I was planning on giving it 3 1/2 stars, with my own plethora of criticisms and nitpicks. The first 3/4 of this movie is just like any other sci fi action horror. But with a key few differences.

    1. Cailee Spaeny is just unbelievable
    2. It's easily the highest quality production…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    This is an epic. A masterfully crafted film that pulls no punches and leaves no stone unturned in a retelling of Bram Stoker's Dracula. Robert Eggers delivers the gothic horror vibes that I eagerly signed up for. And I will never tire of atmospheric shots of Dracula's castle in the Transylvanian mountains, as a haunted carriage approaches in haste.

    The 4K Blu-Ray will be a must have.

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