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Foul Play 1978
Of course Chevy Chase is a cop who lives in a houseboat. Also, why the hell were they so insistent on making people drink milk? I've never seen such advertisement for the national dairy council.
Goofy movie good for a larf. Very 70s. No real notes aside from that milk stuff. Maybe that's on me for noticing it, however.
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Summer of Sam 1999
I was on ketamine for half of this movie so it didn't um. Really stick. Adrien Brody went off, though. Love the hair.
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Dances with Wolves 1990
My mom told me this was a great love story and man, do I love romances. Then when I told that to my boyfriend when we started watching it, he was like, "Yeah, I mean, it doesn't start until the last hour of it." I kept forgetting it was a three hour movie. Yes, that love does slowly blossom in that final act, yada yada. You're so focused on Kevin Costner being a man of the land and making small…
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Candy 1968
Hilariously accurate to the text of Candide. Why not a sexcapade? We should integrate that into more retellings of classics.
They cast Ringo Starr to play a Mexican??? The accent is so fucking funnily horrible. Marlon Brandon's mystic character eating a goddamn hoagie also got me.
Anyway, super funny if not edgy in the way late 60s/ early 70s movies are. Fun ride.
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