Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  half the movie was robert de niro doing a slideshow presentation and i never gaf for a second but my dad said he really liked it so ig ultimately im glad i watched it and its 1 star not 0.5

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  Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1954

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 2

  songs lowkey suck, crazy misogynistic not in that it thinks women aren’t people but acknowledges that and hates them anyway, when they started kidnapping the girls but tried to be silly goofy with it i wanted to vom, but GOD can those boys dance and flip. adam pontipee is my greatest enemy, milly suffered more than jesus, and the pontipees might be winning the alphabetical-name-off against the bridgertons solely bc for their 6th child they went with FRANKINCENSE

Popular reviews

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  A Monster in Paris 2011

  ★★★½ Rewatched 04 Aug 2020 5

  listen. he’s tall. he’s kind. he’s mysterious. he’s a great dresser. he has an amazing singing voice. so no, i don’t care if fräńčöę is literally an oversized flea, i WILL simp for him

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  The Linguists 2008

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2021

  when vasya said he INVENTED HIS OWN SYSTEM FOR WRITING DOWN AN UNWRITTEN LANGUAGE but he threw it all away bc he was ashamed my heart broke :( he deserves the world