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Saltburn 2023
Oh, come ON. Y’all’s reviews had me thinking this movie would suck, but I was pleasantly surprised. What’s not to love about a freaky little freak who lurks and schemes?
Hated: the parts that were so obviously NOT 2006, it felt lazy
Loved: Ollie typing gibberish in the café, the family puppets, fretting about watering hydrangeas, and the slurps, of course. OH and that staff smoke break outside lolTranslated from by
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Priscilla 2023
Perhaps you needed to be a little girl at some point if you didn’t get it
Costuming? Impeccable
Soundtrack? Perfection - even better without the Elvis songs, honestly (he’s just Ken)
Those zoom-in shots of ‘60s beauty products? I simply died.
Burning a copy of Paramhansa’s book? Personally hurt me a little too much lmao, I forget about his seeking/philosophical phase.PS - s/o Karolina as Priscilla’s mom!!!! Love u Dagmara Domińczyk🖤 and very much loved Cailee as Priscilla. I will be shopping for a black ribbon choker with a heart now, thanks.
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Uncut Gems 2019
As much unintelligible yelling and emotions I don’t know how to cope with as any other day in my life. I recently had to stop referring to my husband as KAG, as T***p has taken that acronym to promote keeping things “great”, and now instead call him KG. However, KG, or Kevin Garnett, mostly sucks here. Ethiopian opals are porous, so I found KG rubbing his sweaty hands all over it extremely upsetting.
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