Eargasm. Eyegasm. Feelgasm. Singularitygasm.
Amen.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When will horror movies be original again?
Horror movie bingo:
- big empty American house
- light sources aren't used at all
- some weird anorexic monster afraid of light (that's why we don't turn the lights on in the house, that would scare the monster)
- no one believes that there's a monster
- you can guess every jumpscare in the very second a scene starts
- still we're not using any adequate light sources, the only ones we've…