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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  As a kid my fondest memories were of me sat on the living room couch in the morning alone watching movies. Back before streaming and on demand all I had was the HBO, Starz, Encore and Showtime channels playing whatever was programmed. I never knew what I was going to watch, I never had any intentions, I never had any foresight of what the movie I decided to watch would be about, it was just whatever channel I ended up…

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  Alien Hunter 2003

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Even aliens can't resist James Spader ‼️
  I quite literally ascended watching James in this (i was also 30,000 ft in the air) HIS DARK WAVES. THOSE EYES! THAT SUEDE JACKET! I absolutely love all his little mannerisms (OCD induced or not). Can we talk about that little lip thing he does where he sort of lifts the left side of his mouth and bites down on his lip like I know I'm RIDICULOUS but I notice it in everything…

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Going to need Bill Nye to explain this phenomenon to the class.

Popular reviews

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  Wolf 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2024 2

  I'm not sure which genre this falls into but to me this is the bounds of my spooky, horror movie limits.

  Things I literally loved and would like to incessantly talk about:
  1. James Spader
  2. Preppy James Spader
  3. James Spader's floppy hair
  4. Semi transformed werewolf James Spader sniffing and licking
  5. The way NYC was shot in this
  6. James Spader's voice
  7. The harpsichord usage in the score
  8. James Spader in that bathrobe
  9. James Spader.

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  White Palace 1990

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jul 2024 4

  I read somewhere that today we are lacking adult films. Adult films being films with adult themes, meant for adults to consume. Instead we are getting consistent one size fits all films meant to pack theaters with as many people as possible, bring mom, the kids, the grandparents - the more the merrier and more money for the studios and production companies. With this, we have forgotten certain genres, hence the death of adult films. This film is just that,…